This is the tale of Jimmy the peanut butter cup!
Jimmy woke to the sound of the chocolate machine grinding and heeving and UGH-ing. He pulled himself out of his wrapper and sighed, looking out the window. Was today the day he would be sold? He wasn't sure, but he hoped so. The peanut butter cups he was manufactured with were already all gone. At great homes with little girls and boys. He swallowed hard. Were they eaten yet? He tried to wipe the memory out of his mind. All he wanted to do was be in a store. Not eaten though. He loved little stores, little country stores, or even country stores in the city! He had been to one once, and every day of his life he wished to go back. The sun pouring in from the panneled windows, the little shelves, lining one wall, and the sweet smell of fresh pancakes being cooked. It was a most wonderful thing. He winced at the memory.
It was a clear day, and Jimmy was talking to his friend Penny, when the Grand O' wrapper came running to them. He was the president of their peanut butter cup clan. "The truck is here!" he had said nervously. They were all frightened, as they were loaded into the huge truck. They were locked up in a dark room that had no end, and they thought they would never see the light of day again. When they arrived, they all oo'ed and ahh'ed. It was great, to say the least. When they were all unloaded, the owner shook his head and went into a rampage. "Toaaooah Muaaach!" he said in The-strange-way-that-humans-communicate. He meant too much. Jimmy knew the language quite well, so it was not so strange to him as it was to the others. Groaning and moaning the Giant-strong-orange-men-who-carry-you took a box away. The box, was the one Jimmy was in. He was separate from the others. He was taken back to the shop, to be bought again.
Jimmy tried not to think about it. It brought -silvery-trickley-things down his face. In human words, it made him cry.
He stood uo and walked around the storage room when, WHAM! The door flew open and hit the back wall. "Allaalll Riaagggaahht!" said a big scary guy. "Yooouuaaa guaaaayyyzzz arrrreeeeaaaa SOLD!" The last word rang through Jimmy's ears. He said that they were SOLD! He almost wanted to get up and run to hug the man! But of course he did not.
The next day, he was packed into a box. He was next to a girl named Jimicia. "Hi" she said batting her eyelashes. Immediately, Jimmy knew what was going on. He was in love. "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-i1" he replied. "What's your name?" "J-j-j-j-j-im-m-m-m-y" he stuttered. She giggled. Just then, a Giant-strong-orange-man-who-carry-you reached into the box and pulled her out. He gasped. Then he ate her! How could he? Jimmy felt a s-ilvery-trickley-thing slide down his cheek. But then, the truck stopped. He was taken into the same little store that he had been to the first time. He looked arounf, it was all there! He smiled. A new life.
Written COMPLETELY by
LINDSEY
Friday, February 1, 2008
The Tale of Jimmy
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Monday, January 28, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
PBN is back!
Hello and welcome to the second issue of the Peanut Butter news! Today we are going to go on the journey of a peanut butter cup! Let's begin!
First, a peanut butter cup is manufactured in the Reese's factory! (which right now, PBN reporters have not recovered the exact location of) Then, they are put in packages of either 2, or 4. Finally they are sent to stores all across the globe to be sold, and eaten!!!
Lindsey
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Peanut Butter Snacks
Today, for snak do you know what I SNUCK? I have an apple and a granola bar, AND a KING sized peanut butter cup thingy!!!! YYYAAYY!
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Monday, January 7, 2008
Official PBN reporters
Everyone knows that I, Lindsey Hopper, run this blog. But, does anyone really know who my assistants are? Well, if you read the first Peanut Butter News segment, you noticed I had, PBN reporter. Who are my reporters? Who are the members in my PBCUP club? Well here are your answers!! The only members so far for the peanut butter cup club are Gabby, Lily, Steph, Kate, Aubrey, Becca, and me. Who is Becca? She is a gril from a blog that found my blogs, her and her friend nikki have the blog topsyturvynikkinbecca.blospot.com! Well anyway, those are the only member so far, if you want to become one, just say so. I will gladly add you into the group! The more the better! Now, as far as telling you who the peanut butter news rporters are, I can't yet because it is confidential, and only with their permission will I tell you who they really are. Keep in mind though (this is your only hint!!) it is one of my friends who is doing it, people you know (people from blogger that is!!), and it may be more than one person, or it mat not be. Tune in for more information.
Lindsey
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Saturday, January 5, 2008
Peanut Buttery Information!
Here is some info you won't find anywhere else about oeanut butter cups!
1. Though Hershy has moved to Mexico, and there have been reports of Reese's going to, they aren't so don't count on mexicans! HOLA!
2. Reese's is the best candy ever!
3. There is an exclusive to see Reese's "mascot" who is a giant living talking king sized reese's peanut butter cup!!
4. I am eating peanut bbutter cups right now
There is some good information!!!
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Friday, January 4, 2008
Opinions!
Here is a new segment called "Opinions" it is all about people's opinions on reese's and peanut butter cups, and what they answered to open response questions! They will not be named for confidentiality!
Qustion 1. What is your favorite kind of chocolate candy and why?
Volunteer #1: Probably reese's peanut butter cup because they're sweet but the peanut butter is a little salty, and tehy're delicous, and they're just good!
Volunteer #2: Hershy kisses (bah how could they?) because they are good and I like them and they are the almost the greates candies in the whole world, and I like them
Comments: I totally and completely agree with volunteer #1! But everyone has their opinions, some are just toally wrong!! WRONG I TELL YOU!!!! WRONG!!! lol
Question 2. Are Peanut Butter cups in your top five candies?
Volunteer #1: Yes, number one!!!
Volunteer #2: Yes, number five, they just barely made it!
Comments: They are definately number one on my list, but just being up there is good enough for me!
Quesiotn 3. What kind of candy do you like better, chocolate or fruity?
Volunteer #1: Chocolate!
Volunteer #2: Eh, either I like different kinds of both so, either
Comments: Well, hmm, I like both, but this blog is about my favorite candy, which is a choclate candy, so obviously I like chocolate the most, but just by a sliver!!
$Lindsey$
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Thursday, January 3, 2008
Status report!!!!
Here is a status report on how this site is doing so far!
So far, the only people that have made a comment or posted in the Cbox is Me and Gabby, I assume that is because no one else has visited this site yet, as it is very new! Well anyway, if you want us to know you were on this site, then you better post or comment or whatever! Come one people post! And remember: Chocolate+Peanut Butter= The Best Candy Ever!
$Lindsey$
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Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Peanut Butter News
Every now and then, I will post a segment called the Peanut Butter News. It tells more and more about a peanut butter cup's life and journey each time. Now, you may think that my addiction is weird, and it is, but I can't help it! Every time I eat one, I eat ten more. There is no in between, once I start, I can't stop. And no, this blog is not about me trying to stop eating peanut butter cups, it is about my love OF peanut butter cups! Here is today's segment of PBN (peanut butter news):
This is an interview with a peanut butter cup (PBC means peanut butter cup):
PBN reporter: What is it like to be a peanut butter cup?
PBC: Well it is wonderful to know that you are a Reese's delicacy! But then you have the constant threat of being eaten at any moment!
PBN reporter: Do you have relatives?
PBC: Every peanut butter cup on earth is my relative! We are all brothers and sisters! We are all made the same place!!!
PBN reporter: Have you ever been tempted to eat yourself?
PBC: A few times, but I always remind myself that it is a permanent thing if I do!
PBN reporter: What do you think about people with peanut butter cup addictions?
PBC: I think that they are likeable people, I mean they LOVE me, and that is a REAL honor, but I would never want to encounter one of them, because they might eat even a talking walking peanut butter cup!!!!!
PBN reporter: Well...mmmmmm....I am pretty sure htat they would eat any peanut butter cup! (licks lips)
PBC: Um....you aren't one of them are you? ARE YOU??????
That was the end of our lovely interview with Mr.PBC XVIII (that means the eighteenth) If you would like to send in a poem, story, or personal thought about any peanut butter cups you know, then leave them in a comment, and we will put them in a post!!!
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Coping
Hi, this is Lindsey again! This is my new blog, that I just made. It is all about my addiction to reese's peanut butter cups. This blog is to help me cope with my terrible disease. Horrible thing. so horrible, but SO delicious!!!!
$Lindsey$
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